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distraught
Tuesday, 14 July 2009 20:54
today was super fun! HAHAHA. but it was such a shitty day. i'm not being vulgar, it's a FACT.
the story goes like this.. one day, ruth reached her unluckiest point in life ever, (okay maybe there's more to come, who knows?) and stepped on... YOU GUESSED IT! dog poo! it was SOOO smelly, it fogged up the air all around her. when you walk near her, it smells really bad. everyone called her the shit girl. but, sad thing is, she cant do any house work. so she doesnt wash her shoes at all. peeyouuh. smelly stinky shoes left out to dry. after almost a week, the smell was gone. the poo had dried up. but it was still as dirty as it was before. but alas, being the dirty girl she was, she wore it to school. all around the ground she stepped on, no one dares to walked on her path. then, she learnt a new dance! the hoedown showdown? some lame dance. so she popped, and she locked and she TOUCHED. yes, she touched a feet, which was unfortunately, covered by her dirty shitty shoe. and, just as you expected, her fingers touched the shitty spot!! EWWWW. okay, gonna stop narrating. it's such a tough job. but anyway, SHE WENT TO TOUCH MEEEE!!!! OMG!??!?!? it was sooo sick! she slapped her shitty hand on my blouse okay! and then grabbed my markers and my table and keep scaring me that i moved away from her. (talk about social distancing) i was like EWW like mad i really didnt want her to touch me so i seriously DISTANCED myself from her but she still kept lifting her hand purposely causing me to shriek okay! i'm quite sure mr ling and quite alot of people heard, but they're prolly to used to the noise to notice it or whatever because no one came to save meee!! ): it was seriously the shittiest day of my life! because the dried poo touched me?! yucks x100000000!!! i was distraught. and then during recess we told joelle and she also screamed like mad. omg, and evil ruth kept laughing at us being scared of her la seriously!! HAHAHHAHA but it was damn funny too. she's a smelly smelly dirty fellow!!!! ): Labels: ray
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